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22 January 2007

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Donny Osmond

Is this because I said you sounded drunk at that Karioke bar? Or because I said your shoes were totally gay?

Misspent

I have been told I have a few gay shirts, but never gay shoes. What makes a shoe gay? Wearing two of the same foot?

Also, I always sound drunk at karaoke bars mostly because I usually am. There is also the fact that I sound drunk most of the time without even being drunk.

Secret fact of the day: I had four beers this afternoon before class.

Donny Osmond

1) I have no idea what your shoes look like. I just like to toss out statements and see what sticks.

2) Drinking beer before class is a real sign of trouble. Switch to scotch.

Khaki

How can you stay awake in a grad school class after four beers? It's hard enough to stay awake on a gallon of Diet Coke.

Misspent

I actually performed better with a few in me.

Donny Osmond

Hey, if four was good, drink eight. Your performance will be twice as good! (Although I honestly think you should be drinking eight scotches.)

Khaki

Donny, you should be recommending root beer and lemonade. That's what all the Provo happy hours serve.

Donny Osmond

Lemonade...a favorite, so long as it's mixed with equal parts gin.

Khaki

Gin goes better with grapefruit juice. Lemonade goes with Pimm's. If you swing that way.

Card's wife

I prefer lemonade and vodka or pellegrino lemon soda and vodka.

Khaki

OK, pour me one and let me see for myself.

Card's wife

Well, I poured one. Help yourself and let me know what you think.

Khaki

Where's Donny when you need him? Pimm's No. 1 is based on gin so it ought to count if I mix it with lemonade.

Donny Osmond

Don't get in a snit, I'm right here. It's just that I'm working on my eighth scotch. I'm trying to figure out exactly how Misspent should feel in class.

Khaki

Ready to strike up with the karaoke, I bet. What'll it be? Karen or Olivia?

Card's wife

Khaki, Donny may prefer the No.1 Cup, but I prefer the No.6 which is vodka based.

Khaki

And exactly where do you buy your Pimm's No. 6? Inquiring minds want to know.

Card's wife

A special on-line source.

If my on-line source is dried up, I rely upon a travelling correspondent who covers the nefarious goings-on of the royal family for the National Enquirer.

Donny Osmond

I have No.6 and I got it from the Provo Gaseteria.

Khaki

Dear Donny, Obviously you have never bought liquor in your home state. Just like a good Mormon boy. All the best, Khaki

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