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21 May 2005



Very funny. I know that's Pops with Enoch Soames, I took the picture.

Enoch Soames

Not true...Even at my advanced age, I can still look down and see my highly polished boots. Not so in the case of these gentlemen. You may have taken the picture but Enoch Soames, Esq. it is not.

Mrs. Peperium

Mr. Soames, I believe your honor has been challenged by the Cardinal. The said photo appears to be of William B. Goodrich. William B. Goodrich was the name Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle assumed after his scandal with a young starlet of dubious reputation at the St. Francis Hotel in 1921.
That the Cardinal would link your name with Roscoe's is unforgivable. You travel with your wife, the Countess, to the best hotels and are, Sir, above repute. I'm afraid this calls for a duel.

Mrs. Peperium

Mr. Soames, if you agree that this is indeed a unpardonable assault upon your character by the Cardinal, you are welcome to use Patum Peperium on a day of your choosing at dawn to settle this matter.


But don't we look great in the boaters?

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