Elloitt 1
First off, Journey? Open Arms? It should come as no surprise that I love this song, but I agree with Simon. Elliott could have done better.
Hold up, Dawg. Randy Jackson was in Journey?
Katharine 1
Nooo! Not I Believe I Can Fly! I know this is going to be bad. Well, it’s not horrible. Not good when they say that she looks good. Go Simon! Why is Randy so mean on Kat? Dude, you were in Journey. Don’t talk. Randy, that song is not good at all.
Taylor 1
What? They call up Springsteen (pbuh) to get him to let Taylor do a song? C’mon, like there isn’t any song in their licensed catalog that he couldn’t sing? I call bullshit. I call double bullshit on the comments. That was not fun. That was subpar karaoke. I call triple bullshit.
Elloitt 2
I used to see Mayor Wilder on the plane a lot when I was going to Richmond. He travelled in very modest style. This is more of an Elloitt song. I wasn't blown away by the performance, but it wasn't bad. Man,though, Randy is down on everyone but Taylor.
Katharine 2
This is a really tough song for her. A lot of people know it. She is on the ground again-she does well on the ground. What is this opening? She is taking out her ear piece, that isn't good, something is wrong. Oh Katharine! Do well! This isn't a great arrangement. That was a nice bridge. This isn't the homerun she needs, but it was good. What will the judges say? Her dad is crying, he always does. What is up with Randy's glasses. OMG! RANDY LOVES IT!! Paula is on crack, you can tell she is crazy. Simon loves her. He says it was the best of the competition? Wow. I don't know if I'd say that. I love her.
Taylor 2
Joe Cocker. Of course. Spazz central. Old soul. Man, this song is going to make me vomit in my mouth. Did someone hit him in the balls? He cant look at the camera. Cry, pussy boy, cry. Of course he has a Joe Cocker sound, he sounds just like him. What a crocker. The finals will be Kat and Taylor. Taylor will win, but only because you all suck. Simon is right that it was his best performance. He should try not being a fricking spazz. It might help.
Elloitt 3
Final song for Eloitt. Starting off good. This is the kind of song Eloitt does well. He does do the vibratto well. He should stop it, not that he has much chance to learn to stop it. This is a great song for him. He has no personality that comes across on stage, but he still has more soul than that punk ass Taylor. Randy, that was a great song for him. It certainly was better than Journey, although I love that song, just not enough to like it on American Idol.
Katharine 3
C'mon, baby, do me right. GodDAMN it! POPS just walked in the room and I totally missed the performance. What a jerk. Whatever, I love her.
Taylor 3
Soul Patrol can kiss my ass. At least he doesn't have his damn harmonica. Try a little tenderness? Try not spazzing out. Why do people like it when he dances? The opening was Ok, but once he starts hopping and squatting down it isn't as good. Randy's got a new name? It was a hideous ending. Simon and I know what is up. You all can suck it with your Taylor love.
You may call it triple bullshit, but...
Boy,did King Taylor DELIVER!
Posted by: King Taylor Fan Club | 17 May 2006 at 08:27
Why yes I did.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:35
Eat me.
Posted by: Misspent | 17 May 2006 at 08:35
Journey: CRAP.
R. Kelly: CRAP.
Springsteen: Most Excellent.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:36
Best Katherine's been in quite a while. But King Taylor will knock one (and Katherine) out of the park.
Posted by: King Taylor Fan Club | 17 May 2006 at 08:37
Katherine singing Judy Garland while channeling Whitney: HORRIBLE. UNSPEAKABLY HORRIBLE.
Posted by: | 17 May 2006 at 08:37
I am OWNING THIS JOE COCKER SONG.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:39
See, everybody loved me. Of course.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:41
VOTE 1-866-IDOLS- 02
Posted by: | 17 May 2006 at 08:41
What a bitter, bitter man this Misspent is. Do we not pity him in his bitterness?
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:42
VOTE 1-866-IDOLS - 06 is not the number to call.
Posted by: | 17 May 2006 at 08:42
NOT FUNNY MISSPENT!
Posted by: | 17 May 2006 at 08:43
What the heck, vote 1-866-IDOLS-9 if you are dumb.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:43
09, that is. Can't be having you people dial the number wrong.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:44
What is this "vomit in the mouth" business? Is it possible to vomit in some other orifice?
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:45
It is that it is a small spit up and stays in the mouth.
Posted by: Misspent | 17 May 2006 at 08:47
Elliott, some old soul number. Bor-ing.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:47
So you're saying that I make you vomit a "small spit up." That's an improvement over your earlier hostility. I credit the drugs.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:48
There's the real Katherine for you. She just wants to take her clothes off for money.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:50
Alert: Misspent is altering my comments. Liar.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:52
Elliott -- Great work, but Simon's right. Ain't no one gonna vote for a piece like that.
Katherine -- Inspite of judges...another good performance. No "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" but solid.
And now, we await...THE MAN...
Posted by: Card | 17 May 2006 at 08:53
Misspent: just imagine Katherine doing a striptease. There, you didn't miss it at all, you just saw it in all its unartistic entirety.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:54
Notice that they have saved the best for last.
Posted by: King Taylor | 17 May 2006 at 08:55
Yes, Misspent, you've been detected.
This just means I'll have to vote 50 times for Taylor.
Posted by: Card | 17 May 2006 at 08:55
Hello! Some of us live on the West Coast where we have to sit and wait for it to become evening... but I like Taylor no matter what.
Posted by: rannva | 17 May 2006 at 08:56