Elloitt 1
First off, Journey? Open Arms? It should come as no surprise that I love this song, but I agree with Simon. Elliott could have done better.
Hold up, Dawg. Randy Jackson was in Journey?
Katharine 1
Nooo! Not I Believe I Can Fly! I know this is going to be bad. Well, it’s not horrible. Not good when they say that she looks good. Go Simon! Why is Randy so mean on Kat? Dude, you were in Journey. Don’t talk. Randy, that song is not good at all.
Taylor 1
What? They call up Springsteen (pbuh) to get him to let Taylor do a song? C’mon, like there isn’t any song in their licensed catalog that he couldn’t sing? I call bullshit. I call double bullshit on the comments. That was not fun. That was subpar karaoke. I call triple bullshit.
Elloitt 2
I used to see Mayor Wilder on the plane a lot when I was going to Richmond. He travelled in very modest style. This is more of an Elloitt song. I wasn't blown away by the performance, but it wasn't bad. Man,though, Randy is down on everyone but Taylor.
Katharine 2
This is a really tough song for her. A lot of people know it. She is on the ground again-she does well on the ground. What is this opening? She is taking out her ear piece, that isn't good, something is wrong. Oh Katharine! Do well! This isn't a great arrangement. That was a nice bridge. This isn't the homerun she needs, but it was good. What will the judges say? Her dad is crying, he always does. What is up with Randy's glasses. OMG! RANDY LOVES IT!! Paula is on crack, you can tell she is crazy. Simon loves her. He says it was the best of the competition? Wow. I don't know if I'd say that. I love her.
Taylor 2
Joe Cocker. Of course. Spazz central. Old soul. Man, this song is going to make me vomit in my mouth. Did someone hit him in the balls? He cant look at the camera. Cry, pussy boy, cry. Of course he has a Joe Cocker sound, he sounds just like him. What a crocker. The finals will be Kat and Taylor. Taylor will win, but only because you all suck. Simon is right that it was his best performance. He should try not being a fricking spazz. It might help.
Elloitt 3
Final song for Eloitt. Starting off good. This is the kind of song Eloitt does well. He does do the vibratto well. He should stop it, not that he has much chance to learn to stop it. This is a great song for him. He has no personality that comes across on stage, but he still has more soul than that punk ass Taylor. Randy, that was a great song for him. It certainly was better than Journey, although I love that song, just not enough to like it on American Idol.
Katharine 3
C'mon, baby, do me right. GodDAMN it! POPS just walked in the room and I totally missed the performance. What a jerk. Whatever, I love her.
Taylor 3
Soul Patrol can kiss my ass. At least he doesn't have his damn harmonica. Try a little tenderness? Try not spazzing out. Why do people like it when he dances? The opening was Ok, but once he starts hopping and squatting down it isn't as good. Randy's got a new name? It was a hideous ending. Simon and I know what is up. You all can suck it with your Taylor love.