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15 December 2006



What was going on there outside the hospital?


OK, the Internets told me. They were trying to wrest control of the Senate.

Al Haig

Everybody step back. Don't panic. I'm ready to serve as the next senator from South Dakota should the need arise. Just chill out. I'm in charge here.

Al Haig

Khaki, tell Major I'm ready for my interview with Fox News.


Do I really need to remind you, Misspent, that there's no such thing as a free lunch. Obviously, someone wants a favor. Who bought you that "free" lunch? A student? Major Garrett? Al Haig? Khaki? That woman who likes to fall over?


Fox was still there this afternoon, sitting tucked way from the crowd. Cameraman, producer, reporter, all of them.

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