Oscar Night

I will probably not be watching the Oscars (TM) tonight.  I have a short paper to write that I should have done yesterday instead of going out on the town.  All of my thoughts are on paper, but I still need to flesh it out and develop the argument so that it flows together coherently.  Plus, I think TiVo is going to be recording some things that would keep me from watching something else since I don't have my cable split.  Although I do like Ellen.  I was going to post something about Oscar (TM) predictions where I would pick the nominations that would definitely not win, but changed my mind when I realized that it would be lame-o with a capital Pathetic.  If I do watch anything it will probably be the red carpet, especially if E! has on Ryan Seacrest.  Also, who wants to see a 30 minute standing ovation when Algore gets on stage?  Not me.

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[POPS]

Being Al Gore, they did not fill out the form right for the nomination and left his name off as a producer; so according to the rules, he will not be allowed on stage for the adulation. Of course, this is a Democrat Party event; so the rules will probably be waived. The faithful will, therefore, be allowed to get on their knees and bow before their Global Warming false idol.

[Card]

Imagine how much fun there will be on next years Oscars. You just know that Larry Seidlin will either be the host or nominated for best actor. Either way, I'm certain we can look forward to long, rambling talks and a lot of blubbering.

"Thank you, Misspent --I mean, Illinois-- here's my credit card, go get yourself an orange juice."

[Misspent]

Yes, this reminds me that I need to still tell you about Judge Larry and American Idol both.

[The Academy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tysRbnzc-UM

[Khaki]

I didn't watch it, but it couldn't possibly have topped this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MC6Teda0y8A