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22 February 2007

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Khaki

It was 22 here today. Wine on the porch weather.

Misspent

GET OUT

Khaki

Well, if you insist. It's so warm and sunny that I've been tempted to leave work for hours now.

Card's wife

Misspent, what did I miss on idol?

King Taylor

You're asking him? He never recognized my greatness, so his opinion can't be trusted.

Card's wife

King, I'm putting my money behind Chris Sligh. How did he do last night?

King Taylor

Not well enough for me to remember exactly. He needs to ditch the wigglefro and soul patch. Then maybe I could focus better.

Card's wife

Remember King, he is from Alabama.

King Taylor

No, he's not. As if that would matter.

Card's wife

Oh I thought he was. Sorry.

King Taylor

I take comfort in knowing that the wigglefro and soul patch are South Carolina to the core.

Misspent

The men did not bring their game. Your friend Sligh gave it to Simon pretty good. They seemed to like the bald guy a lot. As much as I hate to say it, my favorite gent so far might be that beatbox guy, even though he did not hit the falsetto. But more after I watch the ladies tonight.

Misspent

Frankly, I have been to busy with schoolwork to give American Idol the attention and thought that it deserves.

King Taylor

Here at the King Taylor Estate we put our money and our love on LaKisha. We wonder how Alaina could have gotten past the judges, as she is the worst Chrissie Hynde impersonator EVAH. The King reminders Miss Hynde in her original flowering (yes, he's older than he looks) and can't tolerate any pretenders.

Card

You're always right, King.

I think I'll go out and buy one of your albums today. That new live one.

Card

BTW, I really don't like this EU-UN-style Celsius stuff. It's like metrics and soccer --all the crap that should have disappeared after Ronald Reagan had beaten the commies.

I understand your desire to prepare yourself, etc., but I think we should promote responsible Anglo-American traditions whenever possible --and denigrate all this happy-go-lucky one worldism rubbish.

Khaki

Way.

Card's wife

Khaki, you're right about LaKisha. She reminds me of Jennifer Hudson and look what happened to her.

King Taylor

Please let it be noted that it was I, the King, who opined about LaKisha. Whoever this Khaki person is, I have no reason to think he or she knows anything about music.

And I would have to argue that LaKisha keeps it Much More Real than Ms Hudson. Let's hope it stays that way.

King Taylor

Thank goodness they got rid of the barefoot guy. Anybody who attempts to channel George Michael by looking at his bare feet and singing "guilty feet ain't got no rhythm" has GOT TO GO.

King Taylor

The King can't believe that America didn't vote off that wretch Alaina. Except that Nicole was also awful. Choices, choices...

Card's wife

Misspent, I found a restaurant in Chicago that had foie gras listed right on the menu. I guess they're not afraid of that $500 fine.

Card's wife

King, did you vote last night?

King Taylor

Ixnay. Nobody worth voting for.

Misspent

You have to admit that compared to last week, the guys brought it. While a lot of them weren't fantastic, most of them were head and shoulders above their performance last week. I REALLY don't like watching the skinny indian kid.

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