Here we go for another week of pop singing and national embarrassment.
Kiki: No comment. Honestly, I am getting tired of here just being great every week.
Sligh: Suckitude. Almost Sanjaya bad. He has absolutely tanked. His chat at the end was a nail in his coffin. I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves this week. He started off the season saying that he wanted to make David Hasselhoff cry but at this stage he should be crying his moppy eyes off.
Gina: Why isn't she singing an early No Doubt song? I would have thought that would be right up her alley. For someone with a "powerful" voice, or as Randy said "that big old voice" the backup band was awfully loud. It wasn't bad. I agree that it was her best so far, but I wouldn't go so far to say it was the best so far tonight. It was nice to see her happy.
Sanjaya: I LOVE that Gwen Stefani said "good luck to him." HOLY SHIT (sorry, but c'mon). WHAT THE HELL IS WITH HIS HAIR????? DOES THIS "GUY" HAVE ANY IDEA THAT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THIS? He just forgot the words. He is so boring. Honestly. I enjoy the fact that everyone is just like "whatever."
Haley: She isn't as bad as the earlier weeks, but still not great. Simon is right, "sweet but forgettable."
Phil: Police. This suits his voice. In fact, he sounds just like Sting. Not bad.
Melinda: Just fantastic. Kiki's got the voice, but Melinda's can really sing. Again, I'm sort of tired of her just blowing everyone away every week. Can we just give her a record contract and move on?
Blake: It was a bit boring. But I still like him. Glad he covered up the tats.
Jordin: Not so good. Weaker than the two previous weeks. Didn't know where the judges were coming from on this. It just didn't do it for me.
Chris R: Not bad, but I think he has lost it. He just isn't confident anymore. He looked like he was going to cry.
If you ask me for the bottom two? Sligh and Haley. Sadly, I have a feeling Sanjaya will stay. Hopefully not. If he is in the bottom two, then I think it is Sanjaya and Haley.
As soon as I saw (unfortunately there was no prompter warning me of this...thing...) Sanjaya's hair (?) I had to check what your reaction was...
O.M.G...
Posted by: rannva | 28 March 2007 at 11:28
I think Sanjaya's hair should be made into a float in the Rose Bowl parade.
Posted by: Card | 28 March 2007 at 19:45
I'd like to hear from Khaki about Sanjaya's latest song stylings. After all, Khaki has a great deal of musical training and is an accomplished pianist in his own right.
And then, perhaps, we could hear the Maximum Leader comment on the hair styling. If I recall correctly, Maximum Leader is a hairdresser.
Posted by: Card's wife | 28 March 2007 at 19:52
I have it on good authority that Sanjaya's hair WAS a float in the Rose Bowl parade and that when Mike Rowe did that episode of Dirty Jobs about tearing down moldy old Rose Bowl floats he stole it and gave it to Sanjaya for just this moment of national self-humiliation.
Posted by: Khaki | 28 March 2007 at 19:53
Card's wife, your kindness is outdone only by Sanjaya's horrible lack of talent. A classic case of contrasting the sublime with the ridiculous.
Shall we start a mutual admiration society? Bring the Card too, and anyone else who's worthy to appreciate your charms. Oysters at Mitchell's and the tab's on me--but not this weekend because I'm going to the beach tomorrow. Duty calls.
Posted by: Khaki | 28 March 2007 at 19:58
What duty at what beach?
Has anyone told you that you look like you could be Taylor Hicks brother?
Such talent from Alabama.
Posted by: Card's wife | 29 March 2007 at 02:43
An undisclosed location. My duty is my work, I assure you.
So kind of you to flatter me. 'Tis true, resembling the King is a fine gift; but to have Sanjaya's fauxhawk, 'twere very heaven.
Posted by: Khaki | 29 March 2007 at 03:24
Fawn fawn fawn. Get a room people.
Posted by: Misspent | 29 March 2007 at 05:26
Are you talking to me?
Posted by: Sanjaya | 29 March 2007 at 06:33
Khaki, you're going to the beach? What will you be wearing?
Posted by: Misspent | 29 March 2007 at 06:42