The Misspent Life

Doesn't work...

I just finished accepting an Evite and on the top of one of the pages is an advertisement to look for events that are happening in your area (open houses, book readings, etc.) and this is the accompanying picture:

OK, as a male I suppose this should make me think, "Yeah, lots of girls without any noticable shirts on. Evite is cool." But it doesn't. It makes me think Evite is lame. I mean, look at this guy. He is wearing baby blue, which only works on people of african or nordic extraction in my book. And the hair! It is so gelled up you can see his scalp. If I ever look like this I want someone to hit me in the face. Plus the girls all look like they went to IU and have disagreeable personalities.

A Grammar Quiz

This is fun.

I am a GRAMMAR GOD!!!

Google Me

Most everyone has Googled themselves at some point in time. Occasionally my stint with the counsulting club at my alma mater will pop me up first; however the majority of the hits are for some leftwing nutjob up in Minnesota who is involved in Green activities, both political and in the garden. It amuses me that we with the same name can be so different. He would probably think that I am evil personified and I'd think he were, well, a leftwing nutjob. Honestly, he'd probably also think that I am an illegitimate human being based on my experience.

&#@!

My &#@! laptop has been giving me nothing but trouble and the jack asses in tech support won't give me a new one, instead they keep swaping out my hard drive and putting it in a new shell. This one doesn't work unless it is plugged in. I'm going to have to pull some strings to get me a new one, they're giving them out to some people (especially those that are leaving in three months!). It is giving me trouble with my iPod so I have to keep reinstalling the software. It no longer recognizes when I have the iPod plugged in and today it decided that now is a great time to reformat my iPod. I didn't even ask me if I wanted to do that--it just did. So now my iPod is blank and I can't reinstall my songs since my computer doesn't see the damnable thing.

I hate this more than life itself.

Daily Rounds

What are my daily website rounds, you may ask? Why, many of them you will find on the left, my good friend (the only time you will find anything I like on the Left):

1. Hotmail
2. Drudge
3. Lucianne
4. Day By Day Comic
5. Cox & Forkum
6. Used to be Andrew Sullivan
7. Lileks
8. OpinionJournal
9. NRO
10. Instapundit
11. BB Spot (daily links)
12. Armavirumque
13. Achewood (afternoon)
14. SOS
15. Pejmanesque (sometimes)
16. Weekly Standard (sometimes)

Of course, many of these sites I will visit more than once a day. If some of them are new to you, please take a look.